When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

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When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

If there was a racing god; She woulda died in childbirth.
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She should have been crushed to death under Jabba the Foyt in '64
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It's too bad she wasn't giving Robin Miller a hummer under that photog stand in '70
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She should have been kilt in the crossfire of Elmer and Trollinger's little gun battle.
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For certain she should have been crushed to death under Jabba the Foyt in '77
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It's a fucking tragedy she wasn't getting gang banged on that USAC plane in '78
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If Toeknees car hadn't been stolen, he coulda run her over the day he gots fired.
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Just fucking die already, bitch. Then your greedy spawn can grub for money and kill this fucking racing abortion you begat.
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Fuck Spicoli. (the first time ever I hope this option doesn't win)
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Total votes: 18

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When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:23 am

Vote early, vote often!

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Rex Karz » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:10 pm

When the EARL holds a "Racing for an Ebola Cure" event in western Africa.
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Post by Methanolandbrats » Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:07 pm

My choice: She shoulda swallowed the load Tony was swimming around in instead of taking it in the pussy and letting that cocksucker take root.
...Scissors are sharp and potentially lethal. Also a tool :hi

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Eagletuck » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:59 pm

Rex Karz wrote:When the EARL holds a "Racing for an Ebola Cure" event in western Africa.
\n\nRex Karz is/has been my favorite contributor...merciless, funny, yet deadly serious... :thumbup Sorry Spic! :llamaon

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Post by Methanolandbrats » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:28 pm

^^^ WOW, this place is just like American Idol. What munber do I call to vote? :gomer
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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Rex Karz » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:39 pm

Eagletuck wrote:
Rex Karz wrote:When the EARL holds a "Racing for an Ebola Cure" event in western Africa.
\n\nRex Karz is/has been my favorite contributor...merciless, funny, yet deadly serious... :thumbup Sorry Spic! :llamaon
\n\nFlattery will get you nowhere. And I'm not going to let you look at my collection of Mari's pubic hairs. Buy some dental floss at Walgreens.\n\nFuck you.
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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Eagletuck » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:46 pm

flattery unintended....just enjoy your posts....whatever... :shakehead

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Post by Spicoli » Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:58 am

Eagletuck wrote:flattery unintended....just enjoy your posts....whatever... :shakehead
\n\n\nSee, now I am back being #1 sugartits. :llamaon \n\nYou put sum. Oney in the mail yet? :monkeyfuck
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by G.1 » Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:33 pm

Eagletuck wrote:flattery unintended....just enjoy your posts....whatever... :shakehead
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Post by MotherMarisDouche » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:09 pm

As MotherMarisDouche, I can speak with authority and certainty on the subject that the old cunt's cunt should have been declared one of your American Hazardous Waste Superfund sites, it's brutal in there!
ToeKnee Fucking George can lick my fat sweaty British ass crack and then fall under a speeding bus!!

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Spicoli » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:13 pm

:lol2
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by MotherMarisDouche » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:42 pm

Spicoli wrote::lol2:
\nThought you might have a lark with that one Mr Spicles :llamaon
ToeKnee Fucking George can lick my fat sweaty British ass crack and then fall under a speeding bus!!

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:58 pm

Thanks for nothing, Elmer. \n\nhttp://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-hours-after-g ... wife-self/

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:25 pm

It pisses me off to have to bump this intentionally. I mean the reaper takes Bowie, Rickman and Frey but leaves this 82 year old alky cunt here? WTF. :shakehead

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Sorachi Ace » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:33 am

MotherMarisDouche wrote:As MotherMarisDouche, I can speak with authority and certainty on the subject that the old cunt's cunt should have been declared one of your American Hazardous Waste Superfund sites, it's brutal in there!
\n\nCan you confirm that it's all tiny d's fault?\nShe takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:40 pm

Really? It has been 4 fucking YEARS since I posted this. Have the daughters shipped her ass over to Germany so she can be hooked up to M. Schumachers spare life support machine?

I ask again: HOW CAN THIS PICKLED BITCH STILL BE ALIVE?

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by I luv chicken » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:10 am

Snortin Moron wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:40 pm
Really? It has been 4 fucking YEARS since I posted this. Have the daughters shipped her ass over to Germany so she can be hooked up to M. Schumachers spare life support machine?

I ask again: HOW CAN THIS PICKLED BITCH STILL BE ALIVE?
And remain Smokin' Hot good looking?

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by The Utard » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:06 pm

Snortin Moron wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:40 pm
Really? It has been 4 fucking YEARS since I posted this. Have the daughters shipped her ass over to Germany so she can be hooked up to M. Schumachers spare life support machine?

I ask again: HOW CAN THIS PICKLED BITCH STILL BE ALIVE?
She is 83, she only looks 106. That ain't all that old.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:54 pm

She might only be 83 but her liver has to be 150. Or a 1050 in dog years.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Agador Spartacus » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:25 pm

Snortin Moron wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:54 pm
She might only be 83 but her liver has to be 150. Or a 1050 in dog years.
Do you have a number on how old her pooter tang is in Gomer years? 'Cause it has got to be up there too.

Prolly has a stank on it, my bet.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:01 am

Pretty sure her pooter tang died after Lil Alky Junior hit it. They carried him out of her boudoir on a stretcher.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Agador Spartacus » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:42 pm

Snortin Moron wrote:
Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:01 am
Pretty sure her pooter tang died after Lil Alky Junior hit it. They carried him out of her boudoir on a stretcher.
So that's what happened that day. I thought he had gotten into the Indianer concrete. Heard it was a career ender.

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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by Snortin Moron » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:54 pm

7 years ago today, Danny Chicklets done Wheldoned hisself at LVMS. But the pickled bitch lives on. Ain't life grand?


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Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Post by P. T. Barnum » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:05 am

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