Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

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Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Chief » Fri May 24, 2019 11:47 am

I guess AJ Fat, Jabba Floyd and Fat ToNy Stewart will never fit in one of these rocketships ever again :shakehead
INDYCAR has formed a partnership with Red Bull Advanced Technologies to design an Aeroscreen for enhanced driver cockpit protection that will be implemented for the outset of the 2020 NTT IndyCar Series season, the two organizations announced in a joint news conference at Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

The Aeroscreen is being developed by Red Bull Advanced Technologies to reduce the risk of driver injury from debris or other objects striking the cockpit area. The driver safety innovation that will encompass the cockpit consists of a ballistic Aeroscreen anchored by titanium framework.
https://www.indycar.com/News/2019/05/05 ... nouncement
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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by I luv chicken » Fri May 24, 2019 12:02 pm

I'm all for it. It seems asthetically pleasing.
Now, if they could just get rid of the rest of that pig-ugly car.

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Post by Snortin Moron » Fri May 24, 2019 1:09 pm

Goddamn it. If AJ Watson had wanted a roll cage on an Indy car, he'd have welded one on there.

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Ziggy » Sat May 25, 2019 5:48 am

A little birdy told me Miles Technology are in the process of developing an outer windshield wiper in conjunction with an inner brain matter squeegee

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Agador Spartacus » Sat May 25, 2019 12:00 pm

Ziggy wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 5:48 am
A little birdy told me Miles Technology are in the process of developing an outer windshield wiper in conjunction with an inner brain matter squeegee

A little birdie told me not to giveth a fucketh.

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Spicoli » Tue May 28, 2019 2:44 pm

they will fuck this up.
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Tue May 28, 2019 4:20 pm

The final design will end up looking like a dick and balls. :gomer
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Post by Agador Spartacus » Tue May 28, 2019 11:04 pm

It really is a ridiculous looking thing isn't it? Perfect for IndyCrap.

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Post by Rex Karz » Tue May 28, 2019 11:06 pm

Just put fenders on the wheels and add a second seat.

Now you got an open LMP2 car.
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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Wed May 29, 2019 6:43 am

Rex Karz wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 11:06 pm
Just put fenders on the wheels and add a second seat.

Now you got a dune buggy.

Fixed. :gomer
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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Agador Spartacus » Wed May 29, 2019 10:05 am

Needs a full canopy cover. That way it is a true Grater Container.

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by I luv chicken » Wed May 29, 2019 12:22 pm

Being a Memorial Day announcement and all, how about some guns, or cannon?

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Spicoli » Wed May 29, 2019 3:57 pm

next generation kiss kasket?
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by Chief » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:56 am

Ick, looks like some sort of medieval pressure cooker

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by I luv chicken » Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:01 pm

No chance that Memo Heguy would survive the pond, in this piece of shit.
Trapped like a goldfish in a bowl.

And to think I was "Driven" to almost buy a used DVD of that movie, last week. What was I thinking?

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Re: Open Cockpits are Gone with the Wind

Post by hoosierdaddy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:59 am

The first-and only-time I'd ever heard the term "front wheel drift" was in that movie...

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