IMS Loses yet another race

[Spicoli]

red bull air race is done.

with nsTards on life support, no wonder they hadta sell the Clabber girls. shame.

[I luv chicken]

They still gots Hot Wheels, though, right?

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

I'm tellin' ya, Miles.
This shit's a winner.



Just give 'em a turkey leg and a quart of gravy to sip on and you gots yourself a winner.

[Spicoli]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y

[Chief]

Poor IMS, all they had to do was mow the lawn and open the gates. You know what they say, unlucky in love....nows they gots the herPpees.

[Rex Karz]

Wasn't someone planning on a Smackie get together at IMS during the Red Bull air race?

Something about doubling the attendance. And peeing on the Holy Yard 'O Bricks.

[Spicoli]

Wasn't someone planning on a Smackie get together at IMS during the Red Bull air race?

Something about doubling the attendance. And peeing on the Holy Yard 'O Bricks.

i went lassyear. sorta fub, got free tix, free beer, free biscuits and applebutters.

chomp chomp

maybe can get them hot wheels stoner guys come out fer a weekend

[TroyM]

The Brickyard 400 could be next.

[Spicoli]

The Brickyard 400 could be next.

i've had more than one person tell me they are very close to leaving. IMS solution? put up sum lights and run it at night.

anybody see any issues witg that?

[Agador Spartacus]

The Brickyard 400 could be next.

i've had more than one person tell me they are very close to leaving. IMS solution? put up sum lights and run it at night.

anybody see any issues witg that?

Man, they are just dumber than dick over there.

[Spicoli]

how fucked up would someone be at midnight finish of a NeckCar 6 hour snoozefest? trying to make their wayz back ta moteL 6 in Crawfordsville?

only baby jeebus knowz

[Agador Spartacus]

how fucked up would someone be at midnight finish of a NeckCar 6 hour snoozefest? trying to make their wayz back ta moteL 6 in Crawfordsville?

only baby jeebus knowz

Not enough to first stop off at the Big Red Liquors raght thar and pick up a bag of Flamin' Hots, a couple Jack Link's, a Keystone Light and a quickie chocolate hooker. Got to celebrate in the name of St. Dale, all reverence and appreciations may the Lord's chauffeur rest in peace eternally, but ya'll understand...kind of makes me cry. Damn it.

[Spicoli]

Agador, the memories never fade. I went to the inagural sunburn and upset stomach 400 back in 94 or whenever, just cause i thought, well, free beer.

what a shit shoe that race is.

Member lass year whent it rained upon he masses and they dint finish until dark-thirty? Now they wanna spend 5 trillion on MasCo lites and double the Yella shirts n Sheriffs - all at a big risk of some hick, high on Evan Williams or Old Yeller whickey and maybe sum dem "left handed "
smokes.

What the fiuck are they thinking?

what is Defender's solution? because, without the 4oo hickyard, FTG ain't gonna have the jack to feed his beloved 5hunnert.

[TroyM]

Maybe they can have more vintage weekends where Al. Unser Jr. races against Donnie Beechler, A.J. Foyt IV, Billy Boat, Greg Ray, and various other wankers from back in the day.

[Biffy Malibu]

Don’t forget my boys Jimmy Kite and Jon Herb.

[Chief]

Greg Ray? He's still paying Honda for that 1 day grenade lease from about 10 years ago. Nuthing more fun than watching that coiler wad up a crapwaggon.