And may God bless the Royal Sperm as it is deposited into the Royal Hoo-Ha. And mayeth it not trickle down the inner thigh of the Most Royal Duchess. For the Lord does not look well upon a soiled sheet after the Royal Consummation of the Royal Marriage for it is a waste of the Most Holy and Most Royal Sperm. And bless the Royal Handcuffs and Royal Whips should they bring Royal Pleasure to the Royal Couple.
"So to everyone 45 to 65, thanks for destroying America." Kal, July 16, 2013