Fuck this fucking Christmas shit

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Fuck this fucking Christmas shit

Post by Rex Karz » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:51 pm

Now that it is December, it's now time for everyone here at Smacked Forum to wish our fellow Smackies a festive Yule Gift Giving Season Sponsored by Visa and MasterCard and Presented by American Express and Discover. So in this holiday season, here is where you should post all of your fucking festive holiday bullshit and why you think this goddamn month is worse than something like having a Brillo pad or a gerbil stuck up your ass. Unless you like that kind of thing, so whatever turns you on, OK? Even if you are weird and fucked up and stuff like that, meaning that you should be in prison where some guy who strangled like six little kids to death is taking a shower right next to you and you drop your soap on the floor. Good luck with that.\n\nSo, why don't all of you fucking assholes go ahead and post shit here about why you hate this fucking holiday and why it's all bullshit? Nobody probably will because you're all a bunch of pussy-whipped assholes anyway.\n\nAnd fuck all of you Smackies too.\n\n
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Post by MoCartt » Fri Dec 02, 2016 9:54 am

Heh...I'm in Rex!\n\nImage\n\nImage\n\nImage
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Post by Spicoli » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:38 pm

presents for me - good\ni don't care about the other shit.
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by Rex Karz » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:21 pm

Spicoli wrote:presents for me - good\ni don't care about the other shit.
\n\nFuck Christmas gifts. And the assholes who get them.
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Post by grungex » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:36 pm

:llamaon :llamaon :llamaon :GFY :GFY :GFY
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Post by Smelly Naptown Drunk » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:12 pm

Merry Christmas Hugh :llamaon \n\n

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Post by Dick Smack » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:03 pm

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Post by Rex Karz » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:02 am

Image\n\nWhat's a Smackie Yule thread without this image?
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Post by Rex Karz » Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:32 pm

"So to everyone 45 to 65, thanks for destroying America."
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Post by Dick Smack » Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:04 pm

and starring Spickles as Santa...\n\n
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Image\n\nFrom ANL Choco! :laugh
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Post by Dick Smack » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:53 pm

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

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A Very Monotone Christmas 2\nhttps://thedroners1.bandcamp.com/album/a-very-monotone-christmas-2
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Post by Rex Karz » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:59 am

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Post by Rex Karz » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:29 am

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Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:27 am

Home Alone V\n\n\n\n\n :llamaon
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Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:12 pm

Pretty much everything SmackForum finds sacred:\n\n\n\n :llamaon
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Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:22 pm

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