The Dicky Smack Memorial Fuck Christmas Thread

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The Dicky Smack Memorial Fuck Christmas Thread

Post by Rex Karz » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:37 am

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As far as I know, Unka Dicky is still at 98.6 degrees, it's just that he's left this place and all of us assholes.

But as been our custom the past couple of years, time to dust off those festive Christmas photos that tell each and every girl and boy that Christmas is the stupidest and worst fucking way to blow your budget wad on people you could care less about.

Fuck Christmas. And all of the assholes who think it is some type of big deal.

You know, like the credit card companies.

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Post by Snortin Moron » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:51 am

I told Christmas to fuck right off in the early 1980's and have never looked back and have zero regrets. It truly has become a holiday for stupid fuckers.

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Post by Spicoli » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:11 pm

at least u get a day off workl
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by I luv chicken » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:47 pm

Nothing but nothing beats the uselessness of the workplace secret Santa. You have to join, otherwise nobody will speak to you for the next year. Then you have to spend some stupid arbitrary amount, though you don't cuz it will make you look like a jerk.
And when you open the gift , you are forced to say what a great choice, and afterwards you just throw it in the trunk of your car until late July when you finally vacuum the trunk.
Then some fuckin' family member thinks it will be a great idea for all the extended family to have one, even though you don't know 3/4 s of them. Then they send you an app/website, where all your family losers have put in suggestions.
It is without a doubt the dumbest thing created by man.
Thank goodness I had the balls to decline after a couple of years.
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Post by Snortin Moron » Sun Dec 02, 2018 3:08 pm

What sane person on the entire planet has ever woken up and said "Oh fuck yeah, I just gots to have me one!" and then went out and spent their own hard-earned money on some bullshit thing like a Chia Pet? Those and scores of other useless piles of shit exist just so you can check off some fucking relative you see once a year on the Christmas gift list. Enjoy paying all that shit off of your credit card sometime in June, loser. And enjoy eating tins of cat food in retirement. But hey, at least by then, you'll be the old relative no one likes that's getting a Chia Pet for Christmas!

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Post by Rex Karz » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:02 pm

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Post by Spicoli » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:50 pm

You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by G.1 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:27 pm

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Post by Rex Karz » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:09 pm

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