Got me a chaw, and some 'shine

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Got me a chaw, and some 'shine

Post by I luv chicken » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:06 pm

All the serious racin' starts tomarra, with the Busch Clash. Anyone calls it different is a pussy.
Looks like new rule changes for the year. You caught cheatin', you don't just lose points and a fine,
you lose the race. Final decision by 90 minutes after the race.
They's gonna be some sore feelings on this one when your favorite Bubba don't appear in the results.
Boogity and out. :gomerboater

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Post by gerhard911 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:00 pm

Whatchou on aboot? :farmer Pretsure nobuddy here GAF. Damn F'in sure I don't.

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Post by MoCartt » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:04 pm

Thanks for reminding what "racing" I need to skip on TV.

Though I admit, a peek at their huge crowds over the last few years has stunned me.

From the introduction of the car of tomorrow to today is an amazing study in watching a sport go down.

Anton tried to help them. Maybe that was a part of the problem for the entire sport.
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Post by I luv chicken » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:40 pm

MoCartt wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:04 pm
Thanks for reminding what "racing" I need to skip on TV.
You know, I am totally with you.. Every year , I think we'll maybe the show will look real.
Turn it on for a view, and nope, same old shit, phoney racin', mystery decisions. Stupid fucking
Michael Waltrip and his dumb fuck brother Darrel.
Jesus, where's my converter? Quick change to ... Fuck it. I'll just have a nap.

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Post by Rex Karz » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:49 pm

This shit show won't stop being a shit show until that stupid shit Chase bullshit goes the way of Dale Sr.
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Post by Agador Spartacus » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:14 am

Look like to me nobuddy give a shit thar in Daytoner. They are gunna need to St. Dale a boy this year to get people a watchin' agin. And by the look- see of er thar they are gunna try.

Old friend of mine quite going this year for the first time since I can't even remember when, years and years, and when I called him tonight to ask about today's shit show he said he didn't even watch it.

NA$CAR is bout dead now, reckon. :farmer

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Post by Snortin Moron » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:29 pm

I seened a headline of who wonned the pole for the Daytoner fifehunnert. Cain't remember his name because I never hurt it Bfore.

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Post by Agador Spartacus » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:36 pm

Some fresh-scrubbed, white privilege ride buyer boy that looks more boi than boy got the Pole down thar, ahem......anyhow......but I dun never heard of that boi either. I do know Jimmie By Gawd Johnson is in the race and that Menard boy that belongs to John Menard thar....them work hard all week and race on Sunday boy's sure do resonate. It truly is a great (soon to be even grater) working class sport thar. Too bad ain't a nobuddy showin' up to watch these local heroes.

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Post by MoCartt » Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:05 pm

YeeHaW!!!!

That is awl!
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Post by Rex Karz » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:19 am

Three fucking cars did not suffer crash damage in yesterday's Graterest Race in the Universe.

Three FUCKING cars out of 40 DID NOT suffer crash damage.

Enjoy the wrecks.

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Post by Agador Spartacus » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:39 pm

Since this coming weekend, Feb 23-24, I dun gots nuthin on the weekend schedule fer the first time since Christmas, ima gonna sit down on the pull-out with a Pabst and some rinds and watch em run Hotlanta thar and see what the new spec does to the wreckin', I mean racin'. Maybe they can wad 40 out of 40 down thar. Now, course Hotlanta is where they could end up St. Daleing a boi fer sure and then maybe that would settle them down a bit and maybe if they go Allison with one thar, then the outcry will be to shut the shit show down and that would be some mighty fine entertainment. Then NA$CAR might have to just be Roval Series thar.

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