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Australia 2019

Post by Spicoli » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:57 am

up late watching the espan3 and those ozzies booed the shit out of Hmtard. lmfao he dint no whut t doo.

:llamaon fuck off lil bby HAMTARD :GFY :drummer :trouble
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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Snortin Moron » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:21 am

Make Australia Great Again!

Lock Him Up!

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by I luv chicken » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:48 am

Is it to early to say 'fuck Hamtard'?

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Spicoli » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:38 am

I luv chicken wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:48 am
Is it to early to say 'fuck Hamtard'?
i thik we just did. :llamaon
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Snortin Moron » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:50 am

You guys showed that Hamtard guy. He felt so bad he went out and was only quickest in FP1.
Meanwhile, at the back of the grid, Mac and Willy are fighting it out. Full credit to Bobby K; he's faster than the child laborer that Willy got from an orphanage or somewheres but not as fast as the Star Wars actor that Mac hired for scale.

It does pain me to see Smilin' Ricky Ricaarrdo back there though.

Formula 1 2019 Australian Grand Prix - Free Practice 1 Results

1. Lewis Hamilton GBR Mercedes AMG Petronas Motorsport 1m23.599s
2. Sebastian Vettel GER Scuderia Ferrari + 0.038s
3. Charles Leclerc MON Scuderia Ferrari + 0.074s
4. Max Verstappen NED Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Honda + 0.193s
5. Valtteri Bottas FIN Mercedes AMG Petronas Motorsport + 0.267s
6. Kimi Raikkonen ITA Alfa Romeo Racing + 1.217s
7. Daniil Kvyat RUS Red Bull Toro Rosso Honda + 1.233s
8. Pierre Gasly FRA Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Honda + 1.333s
9. Kevin Magnussen DEN Rich Energy Haas F1 Team + 1.335s
10. Nico Hulkenberg GER Renault F1 Team + 1.416s
11. Antonio Giovinazzi ITA Alfa Romeo Racing + 1.567s
12. Romain Grosjean FRA Rich Energy Haas F1 Team + 1.625s
13. Alexander Albon THA Red Bull Toro Rosso Honda + 1.631s
14. Carlos Sainz ESP McLaren F1 Team + 1.686s
15. Lance Stroll CAN SportPesa Racing Point F1 Team + 1.689s
16. Sergio Perez MEX SportPesa Racing Point F1 Team + 1.899s
17. Daniel Ricciardo AUS Renault F1 Team + 2.035s
18. Lando Norris GBR McLaren F1 Team + 2.367s
19. Robert Kubica POL ROKiT Williams Racing + 4.315s
20. George Russell GBR ROKiT Williams Racing + 5.141s

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by P. T. Barnum » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:45 am

When did Kimi become Italian?

6. Kimi Raikkonen ITA Alfa Romeo Racing + 1.217s

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by P. T. Barnum » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:50 am

If you ever wanted to hear Kimi TALK for 45 minutes! You are listening to "podcast" lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mM9DV59ucc

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by I luv chicken » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 pm

Snortin Moron wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:50 am


It does pain me to see Smilin' Ricky Ricaarrdo back there though.

Cyril whateverthefuck his name is, from Renault, said Ricky wasn't going for any times, and the team was running a set program.
Hoped to be giving Red Balls a run for their money, in qualies.
Said basically to watch this space.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Snortin Moron » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:55 pm

Cyril Whateverthefuck must know what he's talking about. Ricky jumps up to 8th. Willy must have given the orphan an extra bowl of gruel, he managed to beat Bobby K. Star Wars is still quicker than both in his Mac. And who is that in P1? Again?
It pains me to see Honda in P3&4. Hopefully they'll both blow up real good in the race.

Formula 1 2019 Australian Grand Prix - Free Practice 2 Results

1. Lewis Hamilton GBR Mercedes AMG Petronas Motorsport 1m22.600s
2. Valtteri Bottas FIN Mercedes AMG Petronas Motorsport + 0.048s
3. Max Verstappen NED Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Honda + 0.800s
4. Pierre Gasly FRA Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Honda + 0.842s
5. Sebastian Vettel GER Scuderia Ferrari + 0.873s
6. Kimi Raikkonen ITA Alfa Romeo Racing + 0.972s
7. Nico Hulkenberg GER Renault F1 Team + 0.974s
8. Daniel Ricciardo AUS Renault F1 Team + 1.044s
9. Charles Leclerc MON Scuderia Ferrari + 1.154s
10. Romain Grosjean FRA Rich Energy Haas F1 Team + 1.214s
11. Daniil Kvyat RUS Red Bull Toro Rosso Honda + 1.333s
12. Kevin Magnussen DEN Rich Energy Haas F1 Team + 1.388s
13. Lance Stroll CAN SportPesa Racing Point F1 Team + 1.411s
14. Carlos Sainz ESP McLaren F1 Team + 1.533s
15. Antonio Giovinazzi ITA Alfa Romeo Racing + 1.693s
16. Sergio Perez MEX SportPesa Racing Point F1 Team + 1.801s
17. Alexander Albon THA Red Bull Toro Rosso Honda + 2.075s
18. Lando Norris GBR McLaren F1 Team + 2.133s
19. George Russell GBR ROKiT Williams Racing + 3.853s
20. Robert Kubica POL ROKiT Williams Racing + 4.055s

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Snortin Moron » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:58 pm

Oh, and I just emailed F1TV and asked them to cancel my subscription. Their video of FP2 was so bad as to be unwatchable. I mean having streaming problems during live coverage is one thing, but when you can't even present a watchable feed later? I gave you a year to sort out your shit. Now I want my money back, fuckers.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by The Utard » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:41 pm

Yeah that feed has some serious issues.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by MoCartt » Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:45 pm

Just watched qualifying on ESPN Watch. Damn those Mercs and that funny dressing Lewis. He seems to not care about extraneous shit and gets the job done in the car. I guess that is what they pay him for or something.

And looky there...a McLaren made it into Q3 and actually went out and ran more laps in the session instead of just being happy they made it that far. Norris out qualified Kimi, that is a major achievement for the Macs.

Max got that Honder going pretty good too. Like snortin' says, will it last? It does appear to have the grunt in it this year, but will the grunt escape in small pieces out the bottom of the car?

Looks like the Haas Ferrari B-team is repeating their good fortunes from last year's Aussie GP, be nice to see them hold or improve in the race.

Outside of poor Williams, looks like a pretty tight grid with 1.04 seconds between the top 18 cars in the first session. Might be a good race.
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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Hosehead » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:54 pm

P. T. Barnum wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:45 am
When did Kimi become Italian?

6. Kimi Raikkonen ITA Alfa Romeo Racing + 1.217s
Last year he got drunk at the Vatican on a Ferrari pr trip and mistook the pope for a sheep and fucked him, so they made him an honorary priest and Wop. :bunnycake
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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Spicoli » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:49 am

Carlos, Renault Fail
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Spicoli » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:57 am

good day for boatass. why didn't charlie try to pass vittles? he was so close.

red bull can hang, max looks as fast as anyone.

Roagro got no luck, riccy was worse.... kimi mag qnd lando looked great.
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Re: Australia 2019

Post by I luv chicken » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:06 am

How long before the ruskie kid Danny K. gets the call up to the bigs, again?
Will Marko step on that frog Gasbag, not being able to pass midfielders, while
Max threatened second place?

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Chief » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:43 am

felled asleep after start...woke to replay on ESPN 2! got 8 hrs in the sack and Hamtard is runner up, couldnt have worked out betterer and the green beerz 'n corned beef didn't kill me :drunks

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by MoCartt » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:03 pm

Good drive by Valtteri. Dominated this run.

Ferrari, wha's up?

Mags hung on for 5th and didn't lose a lap to Botas.

Grojean and Ricciardo need an exorcism.

The battles for 5 to 10 for points is going to be vicious this year. The mid-pack teams are close.

Poor Williams.
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Re: Australia 2019

Post by I luv chicken » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:59 pm

Was Minardi as bad as Williams is today? Didn't Webber get a point for them in Oz, one year.
I like the paint job on the Williams, but man, that's one sad performance for a second year in a row.
Claire is going to be bitchy and pissy all year long.
With this car, Paddy Lowe has guaranteed, that he'll never work in F1 again. What a disappointment.
Kinda screws up Bobby K's comeback too, fighting for last place on the grid.

Perez better hitch up his belt. Being left behind Stroll, isn't looking good on his resume.
Lots of sagging heads on the red team, after that one. Shots of The pit wall looked like guys waiting for
the firing squad. You know you got issues, when the driver or team can't tell you why they're so slow.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Snortin Moron » Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:10 pm

Easy: They ain't cheating enough.

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Re: Australia 2019

Post by Spicoli » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:15 pm

SO CLAIRE IS A WOMAN.

FUCK MAN, SO WAS NIXON.
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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