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IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:56 pm
by Spicoli
red bull air race is done.

with nsTards on life support, no wonder they hadta sell the Clabber girls. shame. :conkle

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:41 am
by I luv chicken
They still gots Hot Wheels, though, right?

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:09 am
by Hugh G. Rekshun
I'm tellin' ya, Miles.
This shit's a winner. :gomerboater



Just give 'em a turkey leg and a quart of gravy to sip on and you gots yourself a winner. :wife

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:12 pm
by Spicoli

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:00 pm
by Chief
Poor IMS, all they had to do was mow the lawn and open the gates. You know what they say, unlucky in love....nows they gots the herPpees.

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:57 pm
by Rex Karz
Wasn't someone planning on a Smackie get together at IMS during the Red Bull air race?

Something about doubling the attendance. And peeing on the Holy Yard 'O Bricks.

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:50 pm
by Spicoli
Rex Karz wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:57 pm
Wasn't someone planning on a Smackie get together at IMS during the Red Bull air race?

Something about doubling the attendance. And peeing on the Holy Yard 'O Bricks.
i went lassyear. sorta fub, got free tix, free beer, free biscuits and applebutters.

chomp chomp :welcome

maybe can get them hot wheels stoner guys come out fer a weekend :snail

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:57 pm
by TroyM
The Brickyard 400 could be next.

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:51 pm
by Spicoli
TroyM wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:57 pm
The Brickyard 400 could be next.
i've had more than one person tell me they are very close to leaving. IMS solution? put up sum lights and run it at night.

anybody see any issues witg that?

:fuckin_nuts :drunks :wife :bong :drinky :drinky :drinky :drinky :cheers

:conkle :fuckin_nuts

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:29 pm
by Agador Spartacus
Spicoli wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:51 pm
TroyM wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:57 pm
The Brickyard 400 could be next.
i've had more than one person tell me they are very close to leaving. IMS solution? put up sum lights and run it at night.

anybody see any issues witg that?

:fuckin_nuts :drunks :wife :bong :drinky :drinky :drinky :drinky :cheers

:conkle :fuckin_nuts
Man, they are just dumber than dick over there.

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:55 pm
by Spicoli
how fucked up would someone be at midnight finish of a NeckCar 6 hour snoozefest? trying to make their wayz back ta moteL 6 in Crawfordsville?

only baby jeebus knowz

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:18 pm
by Agador Spartacus
Spicoli wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:55 pm
how fucked up would someone be at midnight finish of a NeckCar 6 hour snoozefest? trying to make their wayz back ta moteL 6 in Crawfordsville?

only baby jeebus knowz
Not enough to first stop off at the Big Red Liquors raght thar and pick up a bag of Flamin' Hots, a couple Jack Link's, a Keystone Light and a quickie chocolate hooker. Got to celebrate in the name of St. Dale, all reverence and appreciations may the Lord's chauffeur rest in peace eternally, but ya'll understand...kind of makes me cry. Damn it.

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:34 pm
by Spicoli
Agador, the memories never fade. I went to the inagural sunburn and upset stomach 400 back in 94 or whenever, just cause i thought, well, free beer.

what a shit shoe that race is.

Member lass year whent it rained upon he masses and they dint finish until dark-thirty? Now they wanna spend 5 trillion on MasCo lites and double the Yella shirts n Sheriffs - all at a big risk of some hick, high on Evan Williams or Old Yeller whickey :drinky and maybe sum dem "left handed " :fatone
smokes.

What the fiuck are they thinking? :thumbup

what is Defender's solution? :smackerel because, without the 4oo hickyard, FTG ain't gonna have the jack to feed his beloved 5hunnert. :dogscoot

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:41 pm
by TroyM
Maybe they can have more vintage weekends where Al. Unser Jr. races against Donnie Beechler, A.J. Foyt IV, Billy Boat, Greg Ray, and various other wankers from back in the day.

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:52 pm
by Biffy Malibu
Don’t forget my boys Jimmy Kite and Jon Herb.

:smackerel :dogscoot :tony

Re: IMS Loses yet another race

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:16 pm
by Chief
Greg Ray? He's still paying Honda for that 1 day grenade lease from about 10 years ago. Nuthing more fun than watching that coiler wad up a crapwaggon.