Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

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Post by Chief » Sun May 12, 2019 12:39 pm

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It's May 12th and they ain't even turned a wheel in anger yet...bring out yer hate! :llamaon

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Post by Snortin Moron » Sun May 12, 2019 3:21 pm

Inquiring minds want to know...Which wrinkled up old raisin are they gonna trot out to give the "Gentlemen, start yer injuns!" command?

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Post by Snortin Moron » Sun May 12, 2019 3:22 pm

Do they announce Roger the Pimp is buyin' the old speed plant before or after the fi-hunnert?

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Post by Spicoli » Mon May 13, 2019 7:40 pm

tony's butthole looks just like mary's face.

that work?
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by Agador Spartacus » Mon May 13, 2019 11:55 pm

While at least we are getting underway. I, for one, am excited. Tell me. When are the Twin 125s?

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Post by Snortin Moron » Tue May 14, 2019 11:10 am

Spicoli wrote:
Mon May 13, 2019 7:40 pm
tony's butthole looks just like mary's face.

that work?
Inquiring minds DO NOT want to know how you know that. :puke

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Post by Snortin Moron » Tue May 14, 2019 11:15 am

Agador Spartacus wrote:
Mon May 13, 2019 11:55 pm
While at least we are getting underway. I, for one, am excited. Tell me. When are the Twin 125s?
Duh. Right after the all star race. And you call yerself a fan? You need to come back here and eggsplain how the stages work iffn you want to regain some credibility. :bunnycake

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Post by Agador Spartacus » Tue May 14, 2019 5:21 pm

There is but one Stage at Indy. And that is Stage Left. Got it? Get it? Good. Now sprinkle some magic dust on Pippa Mannhands and get your head in the game. This is the Graterest Spectacle In Testicles.

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Post by Rex Karz » Wed May 15, 2019 9:06 am

It ain't a real fi-hunnerd unless someone gets graterized.
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Post by Chief » Wed May 15, 2019 10:48 am

BUT wait...there's more! We tarditionites stuck in 1995 need to re-edgimucate ourselves to the current decayd of the race!
Under IndyCar's new guidelines, only positions 10-30 will be up for grabs on Saturday, May 18, the first day of 500 qualifying. The Fast Nine Shootout will remain on Sunday, May 19, but the cars on the outside of the top 30 will now have to wait until Sunday to decide their fates.

In essence, Bump Day and Pole Day have been combined into one jam-packed Sunday afternoon. The day's activities will now include the Fast Nine Shootout as well as what IndyCar and IMS have dubbed the "Last Row Shootout" for those cars competing for the final three spots in the Greatest Spectacle in Racing.

Before moving on to the motivation behind the alterations, it's important to note another major change: Positions 10-30 are locked in on Saturday. Those cars will no longer have an opportunity to improve their positions on Sunday. Where they qualify Saturday is where they will start the race the following weekend.

The primary impetus behind these major changes is to put as much action and drama on network television as possible. If bumping had remained on Saturday evening, it would have been broadcast on NBCSN, not NBC. Additionally, with qualifying wrapping up at 5:50 p.m., that would have only allowed NBCSN about 10 minutes to capture and break down the heartbreak of the three, four or however many drivers and teams that failed to qualify for the race.

On Sunday, however, there will be ample opportunity to showcase that drama -- and do so in front of the largest audience possible. On Sunday, NBC has a three-hour window reserved for 500 qualifying. NBC, along with IndyCar and Indianapolis Motor Speedway, decided it was best to showcase its most dramatic events -- the Last Row and Fast Nine Shootouts -- on network TV.

Finally, there has been one more major amendment to the schedule: a full-field practice on Sunday evening following qualifying.
Unless it rains. Gimmick :gomer

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Post by Agador Spartacus » Wed May 15, 2019 12:29 pm

But nobody giveth a fucketh. So they have got to put one in the grater this weekend to get a little bump in the bump. Shit works. Makes network national.

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Post by Spicoli » Wed May 15, 2019 2:05 pm

'capture the heartbreak'

what the fuck, is thisLifetime Movie Network?
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by Chief » Wed May 15, 2019 2:15 pm

Fred tastes fine Indy concrete


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Post by Rex Karz » Wed May 15, 2019 4:39 pm

Chief wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:15 pm
Fred tastes fine Indy concrete

Meh. No flippin'. No flamin'. No graterin'. No disintegratin'.

3 out of 10.

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Post by I luv chicken » Wed May 15, 2019 5:55 pm

Needs more Mario Andretti

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Post by Spicoli » Wed May 15, 2019 6:29 pm

well done. well, there's 2000000 worth of repairs, a "sore back" and ZERO crowd to witness it.

You done yet Fred?

:welcome
You fucking moron. I so hope your insurance gets cancelled and you die alone in your Obama shit stained underwear.

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Post by Agador Spartacus » Thu May 16, 2019 12:07 am

Spicoli wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 6:29 pm
well done. well, there's 2000000 worth of repairs, a "sore back" and ZERO crowd to witness it.

You done yet Fred?

:welcome
Not until he is Wheldon.

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Post by Snortin Moron » Thu May 16, 2019 1:01 am

Go home Fred. You don't need this.

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Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Thu May 16, 2019 11:54 am

Snortin Moron wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 1:01 am
Go home Fred. You don't need this.
Oh bullshit, Fred. Don't pay attention to this whining snowflake.
Let your inner macho guide you, hit that wall hard enough and you can meet Jesus.

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Post by Chief » Thu May 16, 2019 12:27 pm

Patricio O'Ward apparently has gotten air in T2 in the first 10 mins of practice. New nickname is Chit m'Pants...

no videos because of the no live stream this year...you gotta pay NBCSN in some sort of gold package. LOL, fukcing dumbasses don't realize you can't charge cheap-assed-brokedick-gomers $$$ for this shit they gave away free. Another GREAT marketing ploy by the speedway.

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Post by Chief » Thu May 16, 2019 12:37 pm

Rosenqvist...some furriner...all furriners are wreckin


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Post by Hugh G. Rekshun » Thu May 16, 2019 12:48 pm

Chief wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 12:27 pm
New nickname is Chit m'Pants...
I dun herd that MCSMNBCXYZ only takes bitcoins.


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Post by Agador Spartacus » Thu May 16, 2019 3:34 pm

Chief wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 12:27 pm
Patricio O'Ward apparently has gotten air in T2 in the first 10 mins of practice. New nickname is Chit m'Pants...

no videos because of the no live stream this year...you gotta pay NBCSN in some sort of gold package. LOL, fukcing dumbasses don't realize you can't charge cheap-assed-brokedick-gomers $$$ for this shit they gave away free. Another GREAT marketing ploy by the speedway.


Alright. Alright. But it is like $50, Chief. For all year. That is like one less lap dance at the French Tickler and switching to Lite for like two months OK? So if a Gomer want it, he can get it. Tall order but is fucking Indy. You don't know what Indy means.

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Post by Rex Karz » Thu May 16, 2019 7:35 pm



Didn't flip all the way over, but came close.

I give it a 5 out of 10,
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Post by Snortin Moron » Thu May 16, 2019 9:50 pm

The ghouls are already rubbing one out, hoping it is gonna be a Smiley year.

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