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Hans Device inventor passes

Post by Snortin Moron » Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:18 pm

And unlike Dale Sr. Senior, his neck-bone was still connected to his skull bone.

But seriously, we as race fans and participants owe Dr. Hubbard a debt of gratitude. May he rest in peace.

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Post by MoCartt » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:51 pm

One of the greatest safety devices for auto racing ever.

Thank you Dr. Hubbard and may you rest in peace knowing you have saved lives.
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Post by Agador Spartacus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:04 pm

To that end, dude is held higher in regard by anybody with brain still inside a skull attached to a neck, than St. Dale ever could be.

Bless him. He contributed more to racing.

And to think St. Dale didn't think he needed one for his red (soon to get redder) neck and called out those who tried one "pussy." And laughed about it right up until about the time his neck snapped like a rubber band, instantly stopping him from trying to wreck Marlin. Snap! The man in black was in the black.

Dr. Hubbard was the man!

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Post by Rex Karz » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:57 am

This simple device has saved the lives of so many over the years. Because of him, motorsports changed for the better.

Thank you Dr. Hubbard.
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Re: Hans Device inventor passes

Post by Fred Garvin » Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:06 pm

Snortin Moron wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:18 pm
And unlike Dale Sr. Senior, his neck-bone was still connected to his skull bone.
I remember when Dale Sr. said "Look ma, no HANS!"


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