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by Snortin Moron
Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:10 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: Australia 2019
Replies: 20
Views: 193

Re: Australia 2019

Easy: They ain't cheating enough.
by Snortin Moron
Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: Australia 2019
Replies: 20
Views: 193

Re: Australia 2019

Oh, and I just emailed F1TV and asked them to cancel my subscription. Their video of FP2 was so bad as to be unwatchable. I mean having streaming problems during live coverage is one thing, but when you can't even present a watchable feed later? I gave you a year to sort out your shit. Now I want my...
by Snortin Moron
Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: Australia 2019
Replies: 20
Views: 193

Re: Australia 2019

Cyril Whateverthefuck must know what he's talking about. Ricky jumps up to 8th. Willy must have given the orphan an extra bowl of gruel, he managed to beat Bobby K. Star Wars is still quicker than both in his Mac. And who is that in P1? Again? It pains me to see Honda in P3&4. Hopefully they'll both...
by Snortin Moron
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:51 am
Forum: The Rest
Topic: Time to
Replies: 9
Views: 146

Re: Time to

Believe it or not, over the last 45 years, besides 2 VW's, we've owned a BMW, and 3 Mercedes. The VW's made a GM car seem reliable which says a lot. The BMW was so fucking unreliable it gave me Ford flashbacks. The Ultimate Driving Machine, my ass. The Mercedes were the most reliable but that ain't ...
by Snortin Moron
Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:54 am
Forum: Political BS
Topic: Guns n shit
Replies: 1703
Views: 121024

Re: Guns n shit

It is a shitty club to belong to. So very sorry some fuckwit signed NZ up without your consent. It is sickening to hear about so many innocent souls lost.
by Snortin Moron
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: Formula One
Topic: Australia 2019
Replies: 20
Views: 193

Re: Australia 2019

You guys showed that Hamtard guy. He felt so bad he went out and was only quickest in FP1. Meanwhile, at the back of the grid, Mac and Willy are fighting it out. Full credit to Bobby K; he's faster than the child laborer that Willy got from an orphanage or somewheres but not as fast as the Star Wars...
by Snortin Moron
Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:46 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: F1 race director Charlie Whiting has died
Replies: 3
Views: 60

Re: F1 race director Charlie Whiting has died

This is truly sad. Charlie was a true racer and he will be missed. He will be even tougher to replace. Rest in Peace.
by Snortin Moron
Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:21 am
Forum: Formula One
Topic: Australia 2019
Replies: 20
Views: 193

Re: Australia 2019

Make Australia Great Again!

Lock Him Up!
by Snortin Moron
Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: Time to
Replies: 9
Views: 146

Re: Time to

The VW ownership experience: Wondering if your replacement door handle or replacement window regulator will break first. Pondering which is worse: German plastic or rubber. Trying to find an oil drip pan large enough to park the entire car in.
by Snortin Moron
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: The hits keep coming.
Replies: 2856
Views: 187115

Re: The hits keep coming.

And they got them a new slayer .....Felix Rosenquivst. They found this slayer tearing up Terror Haute and eating Eldora for lunch, living out of his camper with nothing but a helmet and a suit and a dream. Well, The Dream Lives On, BITCHES! CART could have never done this. 2019 is going to be epic ...
by Snortin Moron
Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: wickens gratered
Replies: 61
Views: 2374

Re: wickens gratered

I think Forrest Gump covered this.
by Snortin Moron
Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:16 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: The hits keep coming.
Replies: 2856
Views: 187115

Re: The hits keep coming.

I just wanted to add an extra heartfelt FUCK YOU to Penske, Ganassi, Rahal and the rest of the fucking traitors for stabbing CART in the back. You stupid cocksuckers could be sitting in the cat birds seat now, owning the undisputed greatest OW racing series in the world. But nooooo. You just had to ...
by Snortin Moron
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: The hits keep coming.
Replies: 2856
Views: 187115

Re: The hits keep coming.

Well this is kind of embarrassing. Here we are in 2019 and NASCAR and F1 are doing their bit to make Toeknee's vizzuns come true by screwing their respective pooches. Crowds down. TV viewership down. And here is the good ol' Earl, out fumbling them both and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory....
by Snortin Moron
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:56 am
Forum: Political BS
Topic: Trump is going to be President. Discuss
Replies: 1693
Views: 68603

Re: Trump is going to be President. Discuss

Just Us.

by Snortin Moron
Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:57 pm
Forum: Political BS
Topic: Trump is going to be President. Discuss
Replies: 1693
Views: 68603

Re: Trump is going to be President. Discuss

Richard Pryor was right.
by Snortin Moron
Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: Political BS
Topic: Hello, Michael Cohen
Replies: 8
Views: 95

Re: Hello, Michael Cohen

I hope these fucking scumbags end up in the for-profit prisons they we all too happy to vote for.
by Snortin Moron
Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:56 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Slayer Saved From Future Gratering
Replies: 8
Views: 181

Re: Slayer Saved From Future Gratering

Iffn I was the judge, I'd consider a nice, thorough gratering to be an appropriate sentence.
by Snortin Moron
Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2019 Season News, Rumors, Specualation
Replies: 31
Views: 561

Re: 2019 Season News, Rumors, Specualation

Spicoli wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:14 am
whhy do the a Lil Baby Hamtard got a Jesus on bak his heomet???
Acuz he gone run for prezident when he done dribbin.
by Snortin Moron
Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Spot the Safety Innovation...you have 3 seconds before this thread self-destructs
Replies: 11
Views: 213

Re: Spot the Safety Innovation...you have 3 seconds before this thread self-destructs

The open area above the driver is an "escape zone" that allows any individual who actually values their life to exit the Crapwagon and maintain a safe distance. Naturally, at least 500 miles is the recommended safe distance. The Red apparatus on top is a WiFi enabled "Staples Easy Button" allowing t...
by Snortin Moron
Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:46 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2019 F1 Car Reveals
Replies: 20
Views: 252

Re: 2019 F1 Car Reveals

I see Ferrari shares the same Wishin' Minnow spansership as Ducati in MotoGP.
by Snortin Moron
Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Crapwagons are
Replies: 14
Views: 280

Re: Crapwagons are

Well they were being driven mostly by rookies doing tests. Oh, well then once a veteran slayer buckles in and has a go in anger, I guess Lewis Hamilton will feel a disturbance in the force? :tinfoilhat Nah. They'll just be 10 seconds off instead of 14... Slayers gonna slice off 4 seconds? You're su...
by Snortin Moron
Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Crapwagons are
Replies: 14
Views: 280

Re: Crapwagons are

shitwaggins are gone look funny with236 gomers in the stands, forget the slow speeds. :gomer Ain't this gonna budgetarily crimp the 238 loserz that show up at IRL TMS...Eddie Gossage ain't blowing a gasket though like this did: Texas NASCAR promoter Eddie Gossage is furious at F1 for scheduling a r...
by Snortin Moron
Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:31 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2019 F1 Car Reveals
Replies: 20
Views: 252

Re: 2019 F1 Car Reveals

I cain't wait to see some clashes between Mac & Williams. It'll be just like the good old days. Except they'll both be at the back of the grid.
by Snortin Moron
Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Crapwagons are
Replies: 14
Views: 280

Re: Crapwagons are

The Utard wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:44 pm
Well they were being driven mostly by rookies doing tests.
Oh, well then once a veteran slayer buckles in and has a go in anger, I guess Lewis Hamilton will feel a disturbance in the force? :tinfoilhat