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by Agador Spartacus
Sun May 19, 2019 6:48 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

Did George Snider end up getting the 84 in the show after one practice lap as usual? And correct me if I am wrong....they are still covering a football field per second no?
by Agador Spartacus
Sun May 19, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

YeeeeHawwws bois. You all looking at this the wrong ways. We'll finally have a new Month o' Gay tardition when Gordo Smiley gets replaced with a yearly rehashing of how the Gayor of Felchtown laid it all on the line doin' what he loves when he got speared by a coiled snake Hiro of the Stinkyard. :c...
by Agador Spartacus
Sun May 19, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: ToNy Sells Clabber Girl...Cashout Beginning
Replies: 12
Views: 242

Re: ToNy Sells Clabber Girl...Cashout Beginning

GiveMe4GoodOnes wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 12:29 pm
My sources say that Bruton Smith's son, Marcus, was at the Speed Dump on Saturday. Gonna turn it into a high banked dog legged triovals like that thar Charlotte and Texass and make the Month o' Slay into a redneck tin top race.
My source tells me we should not be giving a shiteth.
by Agador Spartacus
Sun May 19, 2019 11:22 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

MayOr of Gheytown seeks impalement https://s2.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Y0xROxHp45DbLPL2mVF1kA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/nbcsports.com/11cc9c1f3b605c46cab88682f6c96384 Now this is what I am getting at. Cometh Race Day when this happens, and it will, i...
by Agador Spartacus
Sat May 18, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

So what happened today? I had paint to watch dry. I tuned in late to see most of the 200,000 had gone home, Pippa Mannhands was crying again, and Fred was storming off but still signing hats for Gomers like a World Champ. Why is he there? Who wonned the Pole? Did Sneva break 200? How did those Novi'...
by Agador Spartacus
Fri May 17, 2019 9:34 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

Chicken makes a point. While nothing tops Smiley in my book, Salt's is close competition. The fact he lived to drug about it, makes it even better. Make no mistake, a solid Salt would raise the profile of the Indy 500 and also give the gift shop some more pictures to sell next year. Better, a Race ...
by Agador Spartacus
Fri May 17, 2019 2:23 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

Chicken makes a point. While nothing tops Smiley in my book, Salt's is close competition. The fact he lived to drug about it, makes it even better. Make no mistake, a solid Salt would raise the profile of the Indy 500 and also give the gift shop some more pictures to sell next year. Better, a Race D...
by Agador Spartacus
Thu May 16, 2019 11:54 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

Well, let's say on race day one of the slayers does a little O'Ward over thar in that corner....or any corner, it don't matter a fuck where really....and comes down sideways like that and gets noggin speared by an oncoming slayer. Just centered punched to the beat of the band. Which is a could possi...
by Agador Spartacus
Thu May 16, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

Patricio O'Ward apparently has gotten air in T2 in the first 10 mins of practice. New nickname is Chit m'Pants... no videos because of the no live stream this year...you gotta pay NBCSN in some sort of gold package. LOL, fukcing dumbasses don't realize you can't charge cheap-assed-brokedick-gomers ...
by Agador Spartacus
Thu May 16, 2019 12:07 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

Spicoli wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 6:29 pm
well done. well, there's 2000000 worth of repairs, a "sore back" and ZERO crowd to witness it.

You done yet Fred?

:welcome
Not until he is Wheldon.
by Agador Spartacus
Wed May 15, 2019 12:29 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

But nobody giveth a fucketh. So they have got to put one in the grater this weekend to get a little bump in the bump. Shit works. Makes network national.
by Agador Spartacus
Tue May 14, 2019 5:21 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

There is but one Stage at Indy. And that is Stage Left. Got it? Get it? Good. Now sprinkle some magic dust on Pippa Mannhands and get your head in the game. This is the Graterest Spectacle In Testicles.
by Agador Spartacus
Tue May 14, 2019 12:07 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What really pisses me off about pro sports
Replies: 8
Views: 100

Re: What really pisses me off about pro sports

I quit watching stick and ball about five years ago. Altogether. Now I entertain myself with rant forums and MILF porn, mostly cameltoe and cum shots, but some goth chick, if they are fat. Baseball is just a wee too ghey for me and I don't get why the ballers all act macho. They must know they look ...
by Agador Spartacus
Mon May 13, 2019 11:55 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!
Replies: 54
Views: 565

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON / ULTIMATE OBSCURITY EDITION!

While at least we are getting underway. I, for one, am excited. Tell me. When are the Twin 125s?
by Agador Spartacus
Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:29 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Here Come the 25/8 again
Replies: 17
Views: 536

Re: Here Come the 25/8 again

Here is the shit.....you have GOT to have Pippa Mannhands in the fucking shit show
Don't you guys fucking get it? Since she cannot do it against a garden-variety Kimball or say George Snider gets in Fat's 84 on Bump Day, you have got to guarantee. Most people come to the 500 to watch Pippa.
by Agador Spartacus
Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Suck it, Fernando..
Replies: 7
Views: 308

Re: Suck it, Fernando..

I see concerns here a coiled slayer may go Full Renna. Rightly so. I have been predicting this occurrence since October 2003. It is only a matter of time. Steady Freddy? Maybe. Virtually any slayer or more than one. But it going to happen sooner than later. Gore sites are salivating.
by Agador Spartacus
Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:39 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Mindy Cars at Daytonner
Replies: 3
Views: 125

Re: Mindy Cars at Daytonner

They tried an alt-version of shit at Las Vegas in 2011 and, sho' nuff, decapped another slayer, albeit internally this time. But like Amick, his dome was pancake.

I say they do it just to see which slayer St. Dale's. Would be worth a tune in.
by Agador Spartacus
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:30 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Dale Jr. to offer EXPURT analysis at Fi Hunnnert
Replies: 13
Views: 296

Re: Dale Jr. to offer EXPURT analysis at Fi Hunnnert

I would have hired Gordon God Damn Johncock as Analyst and quit fucking around with people. Shit needs to be put on the table. I also hear they got Pippa Mannhands and Katherine Hang Legge lined up to run the Fi. If they cannot get Caitlyn Jenner to drive that Corvette Pace Car then they's just play...
by Agador Spartacus
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:20 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: IMS HoF To Induct
Replies: 15
Views: 351

Re: IMS HoF To Induct

Fuck me runnin. I missed all this shit because I just stuck with CART. This is some major entertainment. I quit following Beat Off Bob but I always had him pegged as an H-G Bootlicker. So's what yer all saying is during them thar years when Jimmy Kite was slaying and Donnie Dad Gum Beechler was gonn...
by Agador Spartacus
Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: IMS HoF To Induct
Replies: 15
Views: 351

Re: IMS HoF To Induct

Well, fuck, if you are going to be that way about it, Hugh....Jesus....but I am in. Just give me an assignment. One thing, can I bring Randy Bernard?
by Agador Spartacus
Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain
Replies: 32
Views: 708

Re: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain

Snortin Moron wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:55 am
Its a new tejas tardition!






Until it isn't.

You don't know what COTA means!
by Agador Spartacus
Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:40 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: IMS HoF To Induct
Replies: 15
Views: 351

Re: IMS HoF To Induct

Didn't he win the Fi-Hunneret the year Danica Patrick wonned it?
by Agador Spartacus
Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:37 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain
Replies: 32
Views: 708

Re: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain

Just one question....if you fixed a race outcome to help promote your latest American whiz bang, and nobody was there to see it, is it still a fixed race outcome?

Just askin'
by Agador Spartacus
Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:50 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain
Replies: 32
Views: 708

Re: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain

Snortin Moron wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:07 pm
Did the slayers blow away the all time F1 track record?
Close but no cigar. Had Donnie Beechler had a proper shot, you would have to think so. Wait til next year. In the meantime, the hissing can be heard all the way to El Paso tonight.
by Agador Spartacus
Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain
Replies: 32
Views: 708

Re: crapwagons at COTA, rain bitch rain

As I have said, and I will say it again....again and again.....without Greg Ray or Billy Boat or that Jimmy Crashkite And I Don't Care fellow, wtf do you guys expect? Simon Pagenaud maybe a household name and all, but you have GOT to have a hometown hero short track slayer on that COTA course lappin...