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by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:45 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?
Replies: 42
Views: 4161

Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Finally!!
Good riddance you feckless cunt!
You've finally lived up to my namesake and your douche is now 6 feet under!! :conkle
:jammin :bassist :drummer :guitarist2 :cheers
by MotherMarisDouche
Fri May 19, 2017 2:20 am
Forum: SMACK Media
Topic: Just because.
Replies: 385
Views: 103728

Re: Just because.

I've been the fucking Prince of Darkness since 1969!
That was quite spectacular.
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 3:38 pm
Forum: Feedback
Topic: front page
Replies: 17
Views: 1326

Re: front page

Well done lads...well done.
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 3:34 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Official Month of May 101st Indy 500 Hate-a-Thon Thread
Replies: 280
Views: 17815

Re: Official Month of May 101st Indy 500 Hate-a-Thon Thread

Man,
That dump is packed to the rafters.
With no one
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Fred comes t HOOoterville
Replies: 123
Views: 5911

Re: Fred comes t HOOoterville

I luv chicken wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 3:18 pm
Wonder if after a hard day at the Mecca of Speed, Fred drives along the north east side back to town,
looking for crack whores and shrimp shacks?
Mmmmmmmm, Indytard rental units!
"Bring me the hookers and blow you promised, you cocksuckers!" Fred McRat :llamaon
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 1:56 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Tiny D... back in da house
Replies: 52
Views: 4885

Re: Tiny D... back in da house

I'm not reading that shit. Guy is a fucking Liar, not worth the time "I was always a fan of Nancy Boi's" Spikkey, you meeting him for wine coolers? we are talking about it. Even getting the wives together this year. The guys are going to Camp N Brew, the girls are going shopping at Value City. Afte...
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 1:49 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Fred comes t HOOoterville
Replies: 123
Views: 5911

Re: Fred comes t HOOoterville

Glad to see your still a dumb fuck CART owners would have continued there poorly thought out crap and killed open wheel anyways The revisionist history is the mantra. CART wasn't "sick" or being faced with problems they could not over come. Well, not running the Speedway was and is the biggest deal...
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 1:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I wonder if the fall of Rome was like this...
Replies: 6
Views: 451

Re: I wonder if the fall of Rome was like this...

WOW... just fucking WOW!
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 1:29 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: A-Gonna be another Big One at Talladega 2Nite
Replies: 7
Views: 392

Re: A-Gonna be another Big One at Talladega 2Nite

"Like a rotor!?!" You Heartless fucking cunt! DaniSpunk could not give a rats ass about some bloke she just t-boned at 200 mph, all she cares about is her piss poor luck, her Wonder Woman persona and her usual bitching about how hard this whole Nastrash racing is. All the while smiling that smug, al...
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 1:23 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: Bernie Ecclestone is set to buy force India
Replies: 8
Views: 710

Re: Bernie Ecclestone is set to buy force India

P. T. Barnum wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 1:53 pm
Image

Vroom Vroom! :shakin
Test tube babies from mixing Slavika's eggs with David Beckham's wank sauce!
Bernie made those.... Like fuck he did!
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed May 17, 2017 1:18 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2017/Race 5 – Alonzo’s Tune Up for the Big One Spanish GP
Replies: 12
Views: 918

Re: 2017/Race 5 – Alonzo’s Tune Up for the Big One Spanish GP

P. T. Barnum wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 1:55 pm
Screw Alonzo he got in bed with honda, left the prancing horse...bad choices. Oh and that 500 thing...
Eggsacktly... eat shit Ratlonso :fuckin_nuts and Fuck Honduh :gomerboater
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:24 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: New hire at IndyCar
Replies: 12
Views: 1933

Re: New hire at IndyCar

Holy fuck!\nWith Cate CurveIn the new "inhouse" apologist for the Spudway, what putrid pile of dog shit could possibly top this announcement in any way, shape or form?\nWow, imagine the steaming pile of excrement stories this stunned cunt will dream up, unfettered by any sort of journalistic integri...
by MotherMarisDouche
Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:49 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: grasping at straws
Replies: 19
Views: 1788

Re: grasping at straws

I have but just two words\n"Bin it!"\n :conkle
by MotherMarisDouche
Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:49 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Did the world miss a great race at Texas?!?!?
Replies: 21
Views: 2027

Re: Did the world miss a great race at Texas?!?!?

WoW, impressive!!\nThere must be, what, 750-1000 people in the stands?\nMust be the most suckcessful race EVAH!! :llamaon :conkle :bong :walker :dogscoot :monkeyfuck
by MotherMarisDouche
Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:39 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2016F1 Race13 Big Balls into Eau Rouge Belgian GP
Replies: 40
Views: 2423

Re: 2016F1 Race13 Big Balls into Eau Rouge Belgian GP

I don't understand how Vettel is getting away with taking out Kimi at turn 1. Don't much care about that obnoxious little prat Verstappen who was off the track in a ridiculous position but Kimi had that corner and Vettel just turned in on him as if there was no chance that someone might actually be...
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:24 pm
Forum: SMACK Media
Topic: Cosmic Web
Replies: 7
Views: 929

Re: Cosmic Web

^^^ Wow, now that was special :gomerboater :gomerboater ^^^
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:13 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Did the world miss a great race at Texas?!?!?
Replies: 21
Views: 2027

Re: Did the world miss a great race at Texas?!?!?

Must have, there was absolutely no mention of it over here in the UK!\nNadda, Zip, Zilch, Nill, Zero, Negative, WGAF? :Miles :conkle :gomerboater \n\nThe only photo I saw was dredged up on an American website and there was NO ONE there, how do they carry on with attendance like that? It defies all f...
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:01 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Trackforum's Post of the Day
Replies: 2139
Views: 248097

Re: Trackforum's Post of the Day

Well, I guess I must have made the "Post of the day"....suggesting that the portable shithouses on the main straight at Milwaukee pretty much summed up what Indy Cars and Milwaukee had in common....the chief of shit house placement didn't like it, so I am banned. Again.\n\nIf anyone still has acces...
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Aug 28, 2016 3:45 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: The hits keep coming.
Replies: 2867
Views: 193360

Re: The hits keep coming.

http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showthread.php/204642-MIlwaukee-Mile-in-trouble\n\n[quote]Today 10:46 AM #1 \nPaddockMoose \nPaddockMoose is offline \nRegistered User \nPaddockMoose's Avatar \n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n Join Date:Mar 2016\nPo...
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Aug 28, 2016 3:37 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2016F1 Race13 Big Balls into Eau Rouge Belgian GP
Replies: 40
Views: 2423

Re: 2016F1 Race13 Big Balls into Eau Rouge Belgian GP

Ricky the Aussie Donny Osmond!\nNice teeth and terrific 2nd place result for the Reddening Ballz team. :llamaon
by MotherMarisDouche
Sun Aug 28, 2016 1:51 pm
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2016F1 Race13 Big Balls into Eau Rouge Belgian GP
Replies: 40
Views: 2423

Re: 2016F1 Race13 Big Balls into Eau Rouge Belgian GP

God Damn!!\nDid you see the size of that audience??\nA single grandstand had more bodies in it than an entire IRFucked race weekend.\nLil' Max Verstoopid is turning out to be a world class wanker...What the fuck were your thinking to stupid twat.\nGreat recovery by Tender Vittles and Iceman!\nAlonso...
by MotherMarisDouche
Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:51 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: IndyCar is saved
Replies: 10
Views: 1659

Re: IndyCar is saved

Rex Karz wrote:\n\nWho would have thought one could fill up 5:33 with highlights from GP2 and F1?
\n\nDamn!!\nHe's perfect for the EARL :llamaon
by MotherMarisDouche
Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:47 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Return to Road America...
Replies: 69
Views: 5136

Re: Return to Road America...

LOL The butthurt is strong in this thread. :lol2 \n\nI had a fucking blast. So did everyone else there, and there was a fuckton of everyone else. As a matter of fact, bisp and I commented frequently on how the massive crowd was photoshopped right before our eyes. \n\nIt was a good race, too. Will P...
by MotherMarisDouche
Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:47 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Trackforum's Post of the Day
Replies: 2139
Views: 248097

Re: Trackforum's Post of the Day

Cart500 wrote:What happened to the Mega dollar Castrol deal he was sporting in Tejas
\n\nAfter the 100th Graterest Speculum of Wank fest, there is little dollar value for sponsors left, hence the disappearing sponsor interest. :llamaon
by MotherMarisDouche
Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:44 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Return to Road America...
Replies: 69
Views: 5136

Re: Return to Road America...

Had it not been for this the race wouldn't have been nearly as egciting \nhttps://mobile.twitter.com/ConorDaly22/status/747163760226340866\n\nAnd the fact that it caused a FCY rather than just a local yellow. \n\nOtherwise this would have ended meh \n\nAnother high quality recycled part, just like ...