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by Fred Garvin
Mon May 20, 2019 2:50 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Al Junior popped for another OWI yesserday
Replies: 8
Views: 317

Re: Al Junior popped for another OWI yesserday

and to add insult to self-inflicted injury the 500 lejund was arrested while driving a Volkswagen Beetle. :drinky

But his face is on the Borg Warmer so he immortalized and shit

:drunk
by Fred Garvin
Sat May 18, 2019 11:06 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: ToNy Sells Clabber Girl...Cashout Beginning
Replies: 16
Views: 653

Re: ToNy Sells Clabber Girl...Cashout Beginning

Tony the Hammer Holder always did have a thing for white powder. Must be espesfully hard for him to let this go


:conkle
by Fred Garvin
Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:47 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: IMS HoF To Induct
Replies: 15
Views: 577

Re: IMS HoF To Induct

BL Jenkins was quite possibly the biggest Tony George ass sniffer around. Yeppers he's all that but you forgot to mansion how in the 1990's and 2000's he perfected imitating one of those WW2 newsreel announcers. Plus he nose what Indy means. He looked it up. :gomerboater :gomerboater :gomerboater :...
by Fred Garvin
Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:00 am
Forum: Formula One
Topic: 2021 car?
Replies: 17
Views: 713

Re: 2021 car?

Spicoli wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:28 pm
bring back jenson button.
Bring butt backson jenton.

:drunk :drunks
by Fred Garvin
Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:53 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: The hits keep coming.
Replies: 2867
Views: 200744

Re: The hits keep coming.

Rex Karz wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:01 pm
Any day now they're going to be bigger than F1 and NASCAR. Combined.
Yeah, Mark Miles has got hisself a top secret 5 year plan.

:Miles :smackerel
by Fred Garvin
Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Crapwagons are
Replies: 14
Views: 606

Re: Crapwagons are

....craptastic and crapalicous
by Fred Garvin
Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:06 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Hans Device inventor passes
Replies: 4
Views: 280

Re: Hans Device inventor passes

Snortin Moron wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:18 pm
And unlike Dale Sr. Senior, his neck-bone was still connected to his skull bone.
I remember when Dale Sr. said "Look ma, no HANS!"


:fuckin_nuts
by Fred Garvin
Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary
Replies: 35
Views: 2183

Re: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary

Gomers be fighting over at Turdforum about Paul Tracy's Facebook fuckup. Johnny Defender Hooter inserts his festering gob into the mess and ends up gettin' his pee-pee shot off. Again. Fatboy responds by posting picture of hisself with Tracy. Predictable epic fail.
by Fred Garvin
Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:49 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: F3 driver Sophia Florsch fractires spine in Macau GP crash
Replies: 22
Views: 1227

Re: F3 driver Sophia Florsch fractires spine in Macau GP crash

MoCartt wrote:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:17 am
The tub of the car she hit and launched her up. Dude was lucky. Didn't even know it was going to happen.

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Acourse dude didn't know. If he knew it was going to happen he wouldn't have got in the car.

:farmer :Miles
by Fred Garvin
Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: New Women's' race series
Replies: 4
Views: 462

Re: New Women's' race series

Makes sense to me cuz no one wants to watch an old women's racing series.
by Fred Garvin
Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?
Replies: 42
Views: 4364

Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

Alaskhole Jim Wilke is going to miss her bad.


by Fred Garvin
Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:16 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?
Replies: 42
Views: 4364

Re: When is this fucking pickled bitch gonna die?

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She's on the lookout for long lost hubby Elmer now.
by Fred Garvin
Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:44 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary
Replies: 35
Views: 2183

Re: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary

Turdforum peebles ask for pics of Indee arrow test and gaptoothed Johnny Hooter respondifies by posting a photo of his festering gob... http://i63.tinypic.com/jqqidh.jpg http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showthread.php/220083-Indy-Aero-and-Tire-Test Narcissistic dumbfuck. :smackerel :smackerel :smack...
by Fred Garvin
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:12 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: 2018 WGAF Series - TV Ratings Bonanza!
Replies: 81
Views: 5008

Re: 2018 WGAF Series - TV Ratings Bonanza!

Ziggy wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:49 am
....There still dumb fucks.
Yea your to smart to be like one of them.
by Fred Garvin
Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Burning rubber on the bricks
Replies: 4
Views: 383

Re: Burning rubber on the bricks

They has no respect and dont know what Injinaplis means. Time to send Doug Bowls over to NASCAR headquarters on the Hulman super secret private plane - or is it a van? - and have him beat the shit out of everyone with the last name of France or any simlar non american name and learn them the meaning...
by Fred Garvin
Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:31 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary
Replies: 35
Views: 2183

Re: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary

With a gut like that, "Tiny" D is well on the road to high blood pressure, diabetes, and heart attack/stroke. And eating all of those tenderloins during THE Month of May will speed up the process. Good call there Doc. Johnny Hooter sez he's havin' open heart surgery tomorrow. Here's somthin' open f...
by Fred Garvin
Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:33 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: wickens gratered
Replies: 64
Views: 3583

Re: wickens gratered

Pafftard raised the bar on dumb like years ago. You got to give him that. That boy is whole other kind of stoooopid and he gets dumber by the day. He's the worst kind of stoopid - the sort of moron who thinks he's got it all figgered out. How that asswipe was allowed to reproduce is a mystery. :paff
by Fred Garvin
Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:17 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: The hits keep coming.
Replies: 2867
Views: 200744

Re: The hits keep coming.

TOYOTA sez: "Buh-bye Long Beach Grand Prix."

https://racer.com/2018/08/16/toyota-end ... -beach-gp/


:Miles :smackerel
by Fred Garvin
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Tiny D... back in da house
Replies: 52
Views: 5141

Re: Tiny D... back in da house

Pretty damn funny watching little Johnny Hooter Howard circle the drain as he desperately tries to feed his bloated ego. Nobody gives a shit about you Tiny D, or the sham series you've been Defending.
by Fred Garvin
Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:37 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Texas offering deeply discounted tickets to earl race
Replies: 24
Views: 1263

Re: Texas offering deeply discounted tickets to earl race

And he's taller, richer, smarter, more famous, and better liked than the pafftard.

No wonder that piece of shit Chris hates him so much.

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by Fred Garvin
Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:13 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Texas offering deeply discounted tickets to earl race
Replies: 24
Views: 1263

Re: Texas offering deeply discounted tickets to earl race

Do the drivers still get up and spin tires around Vanna White style to reveal their qualifying spot? No matter what, it's gonna be rootin' tootin', six-gun shootin', big hat wearin' big ol' time. Everthang's grater in Texas. Giddyup! https://d2d0b2rxqzh1q5.cloudfront.net/sv/2.183/dir/c59/image/c5999...
by Fred Garvin
Sun May 27, 2018 3:06 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Chris Paff sighting
Replies: 43
Views: 5379

Re: Chris Paff sighting

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:smackerel :paff
by Fred Garvin
Sun May 20, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON/SAYONARA ABC EDITON!
Replies: 112
Views: 6377

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON/SAYONARA ABC EDITON!

Near total meltdown over at Turd Farm. Pure comedy watchin' the heads of Hulman loving gomer loyalists explode left and right. Even Johnny Tiny Hooter has got his tiny pitchfork out.

:Miles :smackerel
by Fred Garvin
Thu May 17, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary
Replies: 35
Views: 2183

Look up Fat Gaptoothed Dumbfuck in the dictionary

And you'll see this horrible image. https://preview.ibb.co/jc0dAd/Jacques.jpg Jeebus. If I looked like that I wouldn't go around posting pictures of myself online. In fact, if I looked like the asshole on the right I'd do the right thing and put a gun to my festering melon of a head. Accorse, Tiny D...
by Fred Garvin
Fri May 11, 2018 11:35 am
Forum: American Open-Wheel Racing
Topic: Month o' May HATE-A-THON/SAYONARA ABC EDITON!
Replies: 112
Views: 6377

Re: Month o' May HATE-A-THON/SAYONARA ABC EDITON!

Snortin Moron wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 12:48 pm
Things were initially looking grim for Dr. Jack when he lost the Crest money after Proctor & Gamble's market research found fi-hunnert fans had fewer teeth than the state of West Virginia.
Just how many teeth does the state of West Virginia have?


:kellyanne